Female
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From San Leandro, CA·
Invited by: 17978·
Joined on June 5, 2006
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Born on January 1st
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I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
Female
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From San Leandro, CA·
Invited by: 17978·
Joined on June 5, 2006
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Born on January 1st
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I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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My name is Cara, I am 5'7, over 100 lbs. and over 30. I came on this site because I heard good things about it and just looking for some new friends to correspond with. I am pretty simple girl, beer, brats and BBQs, then tons of cardio to burn off the calories.
Female
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From San Leandro, CA·
Invited by: 17978·
Joined on June 5, 2006
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Born on January 1st
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I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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