Title | Status | Views | Comments | Votes | Results | |
Normal | expired | 138 | 5 | 1 | Church | 33.3% (1 votes) |
Pretend Your Happy | 33.3% (1 votes) |
Vote Trump | 33.3% (1 votes) |
Go to the Buckle | 0% (0 votes) |
Become a Soccer Coach | 0% (0 votes) |
Like Sports | 0% (0 votes) |
Hang out at Strip Clubs | 0% (0 votes) |
Cheat on Your Taxes | 0% (0 votes) |
Smile A Lot | 0% (0 votes) |
Buy A Sports Car | 0% (0 votes) |
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Antisocial | expired | 2 | 3 | 1 | Nothing | 40.0% (2 votes) |
Fubar | 40.0% (2 votes) |
Me | 20.0% (1 votes) |
You | 0% (0 votes) |
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Deadly Virus | expired | 146 | 14 | 1 | (E) Bola | 71.4% (5 votes) |
(A) Bola | 14.3% (1 votes) |
(D) Bola | 14.3% (1 votes) |
(B) Bola | 0% (0 votes) |
(C) Bola | 0% (0 votes) |
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Lifestyles of the Rich and Senile | expired | 134 | 8 | 0 | This is your Mumm, seriously? | 100.0% (1 votes) |
Lido | 0% (0 votes) |
Cortez | 0% (0 votes) |
Siesta | 0% (0 votes) |
Venice | 0% (0 votes) |
Yeah, I'm tired. | 0% (0 votes) |
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Chop My Fro and Let It Flo | expired | 1 | 7 | 0 | Option WTF | 100.0% (1 votes) |
Option KOKO | 0% (0 votes) |
Option RJB | 0% (0 votes) |
Option IPTF | 0% (0 votes) |
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CASE FOR EXECUTING STUPID PEOPLE? | expired | 91 | 38 | 2 | Save North West! | 40.0% (4 votes) |
Burn Him! | 40.0% (4 votes) |
Kill Kanye | 20.0% (2 votes) |
Kanye is Cool.. | 0% (0 votes) |
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RALPH WILSON HAD TO DIE FOR OUR SINS. | expired | 87 | 7 | 6 | You're Dreaming | 60.0% (6 votes) |
The Non-Believer Option | 30.0% (3 votes) |
KELLY KELLY KELLY | 10.0% (1 votes) |
It's a Deathwish! | 0% (0 votes) |
1977 is Around the Corner | 0% (0 votes) |
LACES OUT | 0% (0 votes) |
Buffalo Bills SUPERBOWL | 0% (0 votes) |
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Big Life Changes | expired | 91 | 7 | 2 | Go with God Brother | 40.0% (2 votes) |
Quitters Never Win! | 40.0% (2 votes) |
Got Your Back! | 20.0% (1 votes) |
I Will Pray For You | 0% (0 votes) |
Don't Do It Man! | 0% (0 votes) |
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Sociopathic Narcissism - Is it bad? | expired | 1 | 10 | 0 | I Want a Golden Egg! | 50.0% (2 votes) |
Grow Up Brat | 25.0% (1 votes) |
LowDownCheapLilPunk | 25.0% (1 votes) |
Everyone is Like That | 0% (0 votes) |
You're a Creep | 0% (0 votes) |
You're a Pig | 0% (0 votes) |
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La Farmacia por Medica excelencia | expired | 2 | 19 | 2 | You Win At Fubar | 62.5% (5 votes) |
Xanax + Ambien | 12.5% (1 votes) |
Xanax+Ambien+Aderral | 12.5% (1 votes) |
Lithium+Xanax+Oxycodone | 12.5% (1 votes) |
Adderal+Oxycodone | 0% (0 votes) |
Demerol+Visceral+Xanax | 0% (0 votes) |
Vicodin+Xanax+Adderal | 0% (0 votes) |
Tramadol+Oxy+Xanax+Ambien | 0% (0 votes) |
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Sam's Club is PEOPLE! | expired | 88 | 14 | 4 | Seems Legit | 60.0% (3 votes) |
I Want A Redeye Burger | 20.0% (1 votes) |
Run Away! Run Away! | 20.0% (1 votes) |
EXTERMINATE. | 0% (0 votes) |
I Lost My Mom to Sam's Club | 0% (0 votes) |
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The Daily Deluxe Combo Meal, AKA: SUICIDE PACT. | expired | 81 | 2 | 1 | Xanax+Coke+Weed+E | 33.3% (1 votes) |
Ambien+Heroin+GBH | 33.3% (1 votes) |
Tea+Whippits+Vodka | 33.3% (1 votes) |
Coke+Percoset+Jack | 0% (0 votes) |
Bud Light+Coke+Weed | 0% (0 votes) |
Whiskey+Schnapps+Codeine | 0% (0 votes) |
Coke+BudLight | 0% (0 votes) |
2LHoneyJim+Red Bull | 0% (0 votes) |
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P to the A to the Y to the B to the A to the C to the K | expired | 102 | 1 | 0 | My Mom | 100.0% (1 votes) |
My Drug Dealer | 0% (0 votes) |
My Girlfriend | 0% (0 votes) |
My Other Girlfriend | 0% (0 votes) |
Your Girlfriend | 0% (0 votes) |
Your Mom | 0% (0 votes) |
My Boss | 0% (0 votes) |
My FWB | 0% (0 votes) |
My Best Friend | 0% (0 votes) |
You | 0% (0 votes) |
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This Is For All You Alcoholics Out There | expired | 2 | 6 | 5 | Alcohol Poisoning - Duh! | 60.0% (3 votes) |
Drunk! | 40.0% (2 votes) |
Lush! | 0% (0 votes) |
Hoar! | 0% (0 votes) |
Tool! | 0% (0 votes) |
Bling Head! | 0% (0 votes) |
HoboHumpinSloboBabe | 0% (0 votes) |
Yo! | 0% (0 votes) |
Hey! | 0% (0 votes) |
Yeah | 0% (0 votes) |
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Delusions of Grandeur | expired | 88 | 4 | 7 | Who are you? | 50.0% (5 votes) |
Hell no! | 30.0% (3 votes) |
Wha? | 20.0% (2 votes) |
Oh yeah! | 0% (0 votes) |
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Too Drunk To MUMM | expired | 84 | 11 | 1 | BARF | 50.0% (4 votes) |
More of All of the Above! | 25.0% (2 votes) |
Have More Jim Beam! | 12.5% (1 votes) |
More Captain Morgans! | 12.5% (1 votes) |
More Black Velvet! | 0% (0 votes) |
More Schnapps! | 0% (0 votes) |
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Hoar Hoar Hoar Fo' Moar Moar Moar | expired | 84 | 3 | 2 | Up | 33.3% (2 votes) |
You Have a Profile Pic? | 33.3% (2 votes) |
You Hoar | 16.7% (1 votes) |
Other | 16.7% (1 votes) |
Down | 0% (0 votes) |
You Are a Cave Man | 0% (0 votes) |
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PLEASE DO **NOT** LIKE ME! | expired | 89 | 3 | 1 | Mumms are NOT 4 Likes | 28.6% (2 votes) |
This MUMM Rules | 28.6% (2 votes) |
Other | 28.6% (2 votes) |
SO SELF RIGHTEOUS | 14.3% (1 votes) |
YOU ARE DISGUSTING | 0% (0 votes) |
OMG! JUST 4 LIKES!? | 0% (0 votes) |
Please Do | 0% (0 votes) |
Please Do Not | 0% (0 votes) |
No, Eat EGGS 4 Breakfast | 0% (0 votes) |
No, Buy an IPOD | 0% (0 votes) |
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The Generous Will Themselves Be Blessed | expired | 2 | 34 | 5 | Wounded Warrior | 50.0% (4 votes) |
Anonymous | 12.5% (1 votes) |
Hospice | 12.5% (1 votes) |
Rand Paul | 12.5% (1 votes) |
NRA | 12.5% (1 votes) |
Ron Paul | 0% (0 votes) |
R.A.I.N. | 0% (0 votes) |
Spec. Ops. Warrior | 0% (0 votes) |
Cato Institute | 0% (0 votes) |
Get a Shot at My Money | 0% (0 votes) |
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A Message from THE FLAT EARTH Society to FUBAR | expired | 84 | 12 | 0 | They Allow You On Fubar? | 100.0% (1 votes) |
OF COURSE It's Flat! | 0% (0 votes) |
I Fell Off the Edge Once | 0% (0 votes) |
Where's the Proof!? | 0% (0 votes) |
Seems Legit... | 0% (0 votes) |
Crazy Talk | 0% (0 votes) |
Google Earth LIES! | 0% (0 votes) |
Thank You 4 Exposing! | 0% (0 votes) |
I Have Proof! | 0% (0 votes) |
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Fubar Would Be Sleazy If Your Colors Were Like My Dream | expired | 94 | 8 | 3 | Go to Disney World | 37.5% (3 votes) |
Sky Dive Off Golden Gate | 25.0% (2 votes) |
Fubar Logo Tramp Stamp | 12.5% (1 votes) |
Start a Cult | 12.5% (1 votes) |
Strap C-4 to My Laptop | 12.5% (1 votes) |
Stare At Crown and Cry | 0% (0 votes) |
Ritual Suicide | 0% (0 votes) |
Enter Public Office | 0% (0 votes) |
I am Out of Options | 0% (0 votes) |
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Tramp Stamp Sponsored by Fubar! :) | expired | 90 | 14 | 1 | EPIC | 30.0% (3 votes) |
Smoke Crack Much? | 20.0% (2 votes) |
Yes! Naaaooo!!! | 20.0% (2 votes) |
Pics or It Never Happened | 20.0% (2 votes) |
Ouch.. I'm in Pain | 10.0% (1 votes) |
You've Lost the Plot | 0% (0 votes) |
Disgusting | 0% (0 votes) |
Spank this MUMM | 0% (0 votes) |
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Human Bulldozing | expired | 89 | 21 | 1 | Politely Ask to Move | 33.3% (1 votes) |
Claim Your Wife Is Pregnant | 33.3% (1 votes) |
Lighter, Rag, Smirnoff | 33.3% (1 votes) |
Whine and Moan | 0% (0 votes) |
Make a Stupid Irritated Face | 0% (0 votes) |
Fake an Emergency | 0% (0 votes) |
Football Drive the People Away | 0% (0 votes) |
Other | 0% (0 votes) |
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The Lord of the Golf Clubs: Fellowship of the Putter | expired | 82 | 2 | 0 | One Of them is Being Licked? | 50.0% (1 votes) |
Mr Frodo! Mr Frodo! | 50.0% (1 votes) |
GANDALF | 0% (0 votes) |
Drunk, why not? | 0% (0 votes) |
Must Destroy The Putter | 0% (0 votes) |
Sargon's Gaze is On Me | 0% (0 votes) |
Bilbao Lives! | 0% (0 votes) |
Other | 0% (0 votes) |
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Imma Gonna Air Mah Laundry List | expired | 96 | 32 | 3 | Wash Like a Maniac | 50.0% (3 votes) |
Coin Laundry | 33.3% (2 votes) |
Call Mom | 16.7% (1 votes) |
Cram Load Washer | 0% (0 votes) |
Buy All New Clothes | 0% (0 votes) |
Dress Like a Homeless Bum | 0% (0 votes) |
Hire a Maid | 0% (0 votes) |
Dry Clean Every Ting | 0% (0 votes) |
You're Offering to be My Maid | 0% (0 votes) |
Rip it! | 0% (0 votes) |
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STRESS CAFFEINE CHEMICAL Burn Burn Burn Burn Burn | expired | 106 | 5 | 2 | Sex0rz | 25.0% (2 votes) |
Fubar | 25.0% (2 votes) |
Buddha | 12.5% (1 votes) |
Meditation | 12.5% (1 votes) |
Prayer | 12.5% (1 votes) |
Comment on MUMMS | 12.5% (1 votes) |
Beer | 0% (0 votes) |
Cigs | 0% (0 votes) |
Punching Bag | 0% (0 votes) |
Wank | 0% (0 votes) |
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Winner Winner Laksa Angel Dinner! | expired | 93 | 45 | 1 | No Dinner for You! | 42.9% (3 votes) |
#69 | 28.6% (2 votes) |
#49 | 14.3% (1 votes) |
A Thai National | 14.3% (1 votes) |
#89 | 0% (0 votes) |
Bubble Tea | 0% (0 votes) |
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Oh Me So Stooopid | expired | 84 | 6 | 1 | Gingko-Biloba | 50.0% (1 votes) |
Less Time on Fubar | 50.0% (1 votes) |
Transplant with an Ape | 0% (0 votes) |
Lobotomy | 0% (0 votes) |
LSD | 0% (0 votes) |
ECT | 0% (0 votes) |
Luminosity.com | 0% (0 votes) |
More Time on Fubar | 0% (0 votes) |
Crank | 0% (0 votes) |
You're Hopeless Redeye! | 0% (0 votes) |
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Aliens Among Us | expired | 3 | 6 | 3 | Option A | 33.3% (2 votes) |
Option C | 33.3% (2 votes) |
Option B | 16.7% (1 votes) |
Option D | 16.7% (1 votes) |
Post Your Own Alien | 0% (0 votes) |
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Blingbastic Blingday of Blingatron Man | expired | 88 | 11 | 5 | ZOMG Yes | 62.5% (5 votes) |
It keeps good for 6hrs | 12.5% (1 votes) |
Afterwords, I need a cig | 12.5% (1 votes) |
Maybe.. five minutes of perky | 12.5% (1 votes) |
Eh, maybe 12 hours | 0% (0 votes) |
I am a God for 3 Hours | 0% (0 votes) |
Bling is better than Money | 0% (0 votes) |
30 secs, back to miserable | 0% (0 votes) |
I HATE BLING | 0% (0 votes) |
Bling is for Suckers Like You! | 0% (0 votes) |
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The Stars At Night are Big and Bright..... | expired | 82 | 1 | 0 | Out of Texas | 40.0% (2 votes) |
San Antonio | 20.0% (1 votes) |
El Paso.. A STEP up. | 20.0% (1 votes) |
Dallas, It's Big | 20.0% (1 votes) |
Austin, It's Weird | 0% (0 votes) |
Houston, It's Hot | 0% (0 votes) |
Paris, It has Soup | 0% (0 votes) |
Waco... Go Baylor! | 0% (0 votes) |
Where is Texas? | 0% (0 votes) |
And yeah. | 0% (0 votes) |
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TRAUMA TRAUMA TRAUMA WARD | expired | 2 | 5 | 4 | Option B | 100.0% (4 votes) |
Option A | 0% (0 votes) |
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I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT | expired | 92 | 0 | 1 | A Martini | 33.3% (2 votes) |
Annestahh | 33.3% (2 votes) |
Oatmeal | 16.7% (1 votes) |
Monogrammed silk handkerchief | 16.7% (1 votes) |
Faulkner | 0% (0 votes) |
Black Caviar | 0% (0 votes) |
A M16 | 0% (0 votes) |
A Hand Grenade | 0% (0 votes) |
Deviled Eggs | 0% (0 votes) |
I've Heard It All Before! | 0% (0 votes) |
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get high so high with a big red eye | expired | 85 | 6 | 2 | O-Z-Z-Y | 50.0% (2 votes) |
Snoop Dogg | 50.0% (2 votes) |
George H.W. Bush | 0% (0 votes) |
James Spader | 0% (0 votes) |
Malcolm McDowell | 0% (0 votes) |
Marilyn Manson | 0% (0 votes) |
Charles Manson | 0% (0 votes) |
O'Shea Jackson | 0% (0 votes) |
Vladimir Putin | 0% (0 votes) |
Not a Mumm Grump Grump Oi | 0% (0 votes) |
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Sell Your Soul to The Like Button | expired | 106 | 10 | 0 | This is Crazy (Comment) | 57.1% (4 votes) |
Murder | 42.9% (3 votes) |
Lie | 0% (0 votes) |
Cheat | 0% (0 votes) |
Steal | 0% (0 votes) |
Sell Your Mother | 0% (0 votes) |
Sell Your Sister | 0% (0 votes) |
Renounce your Citizenship | 0% (0 votes) |
Kidnap and Hold Ransom | 0% (0 votes) |
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Mummos: The Fubars of Fate | expired | 86 | 11 | 3 | Twilight | 42.9% (3 votes) |
Help Me Out (Comment) | 42.9% (3 votes) |
Gigli | 14.3% (1 votes) |
Manos: The Hands of Fate | 0% (0 votes) |
Battlefield Earth | 0% (0 votes) |
Jack and Jill | 0% (0 votes) |
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How to Be a Pimp | expired | 88 | 7 | 5 | Lots of Ho's | 55.6% (5 votes) |
Purple Caddillac | 33.3% (3 votes) |
Perfect Pimp Slap | 11.1% (1 votes) |
Gold Chain | 0% (0 votes) |
Good Drugs | 0% (0 votes) |
I Am Disgusted By You | 0% (0 votes) |
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Keep the Eye in the Sky | expired | 85 | 5 | 0 | Other | 100.0% (2 votes) |
Drink 2 More Amps | 0% (0 votes) |
Excercise | 0% (0 votes) |
Tea | 0% (0 votes) |
Coffee | 0% (0 votes) |
Sugar | 0% (0 votes) |
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Animate My Fate! | expired | 1 | 3 | 0 | Dancing With My Dachsunds | 100.0% (1 votes) |
Tieing a Tie | 0% (0 votes) |
Breakdancing on my Bed | 0% (0 votes) |
Screaming Obscenities | 0% (0 votes) |
Doing the Maccarenna | 0% (0 votes) |
Doing the Dougie | 0% (0 votes) |
Doing Jumping Jacks | 0% (0 votes) |
Praying for Fu-Givness | 0% (0 votes) |
Sock It To This Jerk! | 0% (0 votes) |
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Gettin' Religion | expired | 90 | 2 | 4 | Go to Church | 50.0% (2 votes) |
Read the Bible | 50.0% (2 votes) |
See Your Psychiatrist | 0% (0 votes) |
Other | 0% (0 votes) |
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