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Monkz 1Nation xIHWx's Status
My smacky hand wants a nice ass to smacky.
Aug 25, 2012comment
You know fuwomen, that camera angle make you look like you are giving me head. j/s
Aug 21, 2012comment
Redheads will be the death of me.
Aug 14, 2012comment
What? Oh, yeah. I forgot.
Aug 12, 2012comment
Switch PLACES!
Jun 20, 2012comment
Listening to Love songs and thinking of a butterfly.
Jun 20, 2012comment
How are those coconuts? Evil, aren't they?
Jun 12, 2012comment
How do 5 gay guys walk together? In one direction.
Jun 11, 2012comment
A kinky mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Jun 10, 2012comment
I'm kinky like cheap rope.
Jun 8, 2012comment
I don't give a fuck. It's Friday. Go away.
Jun 7, 2012comment
I need a volunteer.
Jun 7, 2012comment
Time to twirl my imaginary mustache and sneer because it's EVIL TIME!
Jun 7, 2012comment
Sometimes I wish I was a bird. So I can fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
Jun 6, 2012comment
Da hell is wrong with this picture. Oh, right, I'm upside down. well, shit.
Jun 5, 2012comment
Mondays are EVIL!
Jun 4, 2012comment
I have decided to take my EVIL to the masses and enjoy it at the movie theater. Have a Sinful Sunday, FU.
Jun 3, 2012comment
When I am at a party, I go for the chick with the phone stuck in between her bewbs. Hello, Moto.
Jun 2, 2012comment
I had accidently took viagra instead of my anti-psychotics.
Jun 1, 2012comment
Let's not discuss from whom I got this candy from, shall we?
May 31, 2012comment
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