Was only here for a few minutes. This place is still a headache. Maybe next year...

Just stopped in to see if I wanted to come back. Gonna take a hard pass

The good news is, I'm a day ahead of schedule. The bad news is, my fu break starts today. Ya'll take care. I'll be back someday...

I smoked meh stemz...

Traps are the new abs..? dammit...

3 From Hell... :D

-anti-dad-bod-

Gym says hey

I should make a new salute, so I can give you sh*t about your old one, or not having one at all....

Your Achievement: Seven Years on fubar

Back in the day, when I had an aquarium, a catfish would occasionally meet it's untimely demise in a filter. That should happen here...

no giphy zone

ya just never know...

Underwhelmed

Well, I've never been a father. Maybe to much fartin' around.. I could give the sugar daddy thing a try, I guess...

Time to rethink this whole friends and fam thing...

Today is a No..

Never having been given a chance is better than being thrown away because you can always cling to the "what if"...

3 day weekend. 3 days work. Another 3 day weekend.. Wish I could do this all year...

Got me swole on...