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Ms Cynical's Status
Been sick af, laid up in bed for a week. Felt as tho I was near death, not even kidding. I’m slowly improving & just hoping each day brings more improvement. Anyway, take care of you.
3 dayscomment
Time to get baked. Bye for now.
Jun 7, 2024comment
Didn’t know I had a hidden talent for pissing people off to the point of needing to block me. Lol. Bet you still whack off to my pics. Lmao. Miss me with all your bullshit, please.
Jun 7, 2024comment
Well fuck me I guess, it’s Friday!
Jun 7, 2024comment
Nite nite folks
Jun 6, 2024comment
Forecast calls for a wet Wednesday, I need a Thunder buddy man
Jun 5, 2024comment
Taco Tuesday? Yeah, but I got a torta that needs pounding…
Jun 4, 2024comment
Make me moan Monday
Jun 3, 2024comment
It was a no good, very bad day :( Tomorrow’s gotta be a better day
Jun 2, 2024comment
I know I’m “old” for this but I wanna run away!
Jun 1, 2024comment
Fuck me, it’s Friday!
May 31, 2024comment
Insert a clever sentence here about wet Wednesday. Hope you get to enjoy some wet pussy today whether it’s your own or someone else’s 🤤
May 29, 2024comment
It’s a wet Wednesday here, slippery pussy ahead, proceed with caution. Could squirt again at any time 😉
May 15, 2024comment
Fuck my ass Friday
May 10, 2024comment
Wake & bake, then getting lost in a book. Happy titty Tuesday, would you cum on mine?
Apr 23, 2024comment
Happy 420! I’m a baked potato wishing she could get smashed
Apr 20, 2024comment
I need a smoke buddy
Apr 16, 2024comment
Pet my kitty for me?
Apr 8, 2024comment
Fuck it Friday. Called out. Home, high, Hogwarts Legacy :D
Mar 8, 2024comment
I’m high-larious ;)
Mar 6, 2024comment
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