Females it's time 2 quit fuckin hatin on each other and recognize A.B.B. (Another Bad Bitch) when u see one. If u get this message one of your friends thinks ur a bad bitch. Send this to 9 of the baddest bitches on your friend list so when others see her page they know she's just Another Bad Bitch! And if u don't then u ain't A.B.B. like me::NOW THATS A BAD BITCH!!!!B- BOSSYA- A LOT OF ASSETSD- DETERMINEDB- BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUTI- INTRIGUINGT- TOO HARD TO TAMEC- CLASSYH- HAPPY AND SECURE"YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN MARKED AS A BAD BITCH i better get this back"If you get a dozen you're loved"
DAMMIT...I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY FRIEND CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS...INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU. IF YOU GET THIS BACK AT LEAST TEN TIMES IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE ONE SEXY Mo Fo!!! ;) US SEXY PEOPLE GOT TO STAY TOGETHER!"""
Hey, doll...Thought I'd drop by and give ya a reason to smile today...so here goes!!!...Q : How many women with PMS , does it take to change a light bulb? A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you>care?>If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something>happened, would you come?>If I had one day left, to live my life; would you be part of>that last day?>If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours?>>This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are>just some one to talk to you when they are bored . . . send this to>everybody on your list including the person who sent it to you. I just>did.....because you are my friend. If I don't get this back I guess your not>my friend.>>If you have a lot of love for someone... Copy and send this to your>whole buddy list.""Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes? They blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together, BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER... that's what friendship is. Your aspiration is your motivation, your motivation is your belief, your belief is your peace, your peace is your target, your target is heaven, and life is like hell without FRIENDS.
