A few little jokes about love and marriage : A little boy at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?" My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead. A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing down. This goes on for a while when his wife sticks her head out of the front door and yells "You need more tail." The father yells back "Thanks a lot! I told you yesterday I needed more tail and you told me to go fly a kite!! My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (All in jest, of course) DID YOU KNOW? On average, a woman will speak 7000 words over the course of a day while a man will only speak 2000 words in the same period of time. Gamophobia is the fear of marriage. Hmmmm...I'm sure that if you're reading this, you know how weird it is to have to tell complete strangers what you are like---but I suppose I will try my best. I am from New York lived there 22 years, I moved to Indiana not long ago. I am a pretty average guy that likes animals, 4-wheeling and meeting nice people. I have a few cats and a few good friends I hang around. Someday...lol, I would hope to meet someone cute, nice and kind that really is open and honest and see what happens... I love life, and the best thing about it is meeting new and different people. I am a very loyal person and friend, and I am trustworthy. I hear music in everything around me all the time. I love sports, racquetball, football, tennis and will try anything once. Or maybe three times, just in case :) I am not one of those psychos that give men on here a bad name nor do I play games and I do not tolerate those who do. So if you are looking for that, I'd advise you to move on now. Well I don't really have anything much else to say for now, ask if you are interested in any more; I love meeting new friends, it's the best...