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42 Year Old · Male · Joined on June 3, 2006 · Born on March 5th
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42 Year Old · Male · Joined on June 3, 2006 · Born on March 5th
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Well I'm a Pharmacy Technician and I li- oh hell... let's get down to brass tacks.. most of you won't click yes.. why because I'm not your type... I'm not on steroids and my blood pumps upwards notdownwards... so blah.. and blah. oh yeah.. for those that care.. AIM: DaAsheman MSN: nemsg@hotmail.com feel free to add me.. I might have a prick.. but that doesn't mean I am one.... Hmm.. guess I'll just pop this in for those might wanna read more... and yeah.. maybe I am a prick... I AM NOT a "Real" person... I am not here to keep it real for you twiggy gits what think you need 'reality' where reality has no power nor proper place..... I am a formulation of binary code designedto resemble an individual that was put on this pathetic planet to annoy all of those serious people out there that seriously think they are gonna get some tonight by clicking yes and leaving somelame-arse message on a person's rate-me board.... JUST like everyone else... If by some off chance someone should actually desire to talk to the person BEHIND the code.... and get to know me... thenperhaps I can become a real person.... until that time.. I am Binary code.. and therefore I will reserve the right to act like a complete lunatic..... bringin us to the key points of.... What'ya wanna know mates?... Just bloody well ask me and I'll get back to ya on that. BUT.. since most folks don't bother... here's a few things... I guess I'm that guy at the party whose name everyone seems to know but nobody seems to really know anything about him.. probably becausethey just don't care.. The guy every girl says rocks but never thinks to date.. Uh.. yeah.. that's me I guess... just THAT guy.... I live near Ottawa.... I'm blonde... blue eyed... I have no set styleI fit into.. I get pissed off when someone calls me something.... I'm not Goth.. I'm not prep.. I'm not grunge.. I'm not er... Army surplus.... or whatever other bloody types someone calls me.. mystyle changes from day to day like it should... so blah.. I'm 5'7.... I'm short.. yes..... don't want anything to do with that.. there's the door.... here's your sign... uh... oh yeah... I'm acomplete whack-job... maybe because I'm a pisces.. maybe because I've got such a vivid imagination... who knows..... anyways.. I don't know.. I'll write something meaningful here someday.. just notnow.... A Note to certain individuals.. 1. All individuals that feel they are quote unquote 'cool' by demonstrating they have handguns in their picture... may you suck on the wrong end of a shotgun... therefore increasing the humanpopulation's chances of surviving Darwin's theories.. 2. The skanky whores that are on here merely for a pick-me up on their already over inflated heads.. I have no curse for you.. as nature will already do it ten years from now when you're breasts sag..your gut clenches.. and your poppin out puppy number five to a fat guy in a trailor park... unfortunately that won't do much for the previously aforementioned Darwin Theory... 3. To the over revved losers that have forsaken even the slightest bit of intelligence and choose to demonstrate such by typing in quote unquote 733t speak... the "LOL OMG!!11 u so roxorz" types....may you forever choke on the unused keys of your keyboard.... learn how to type normal... you stupid morons!

42 Year Old · Male · Joined on June 3, 2006 · Born on March 5th

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