A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says."You're dying, and you don't have much time left.""Oh, that's terrible!" says the man."How long have I got?""Ten," the doctor says sadly."Ten?" the man asks."Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts,"Nine..."